Kill Them With Kindness | Freshie

Sometimes kindness just isn't getting the job done. 😂

This handmade cardstock artwork freshie features a woman holding a bowl of food with the delightfully dark message, “If You Can't Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison.” It's sassy, mischievous, and made for anyone whose sense of humor has a slightly darker side.

• Detailed cardstock artwork baked directly onto the freshie
• Made with high-absorb aroma beads and premium fragrance oils for a long-lasting scent
• Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, sarcasm, and a little attitude
• Makes a hilarious gift for the friend whose humor always goes a little too far

Freshie Details:
• Handmade in Dayton, TX
• Long-lasting scent — typically 4–8 weeks depending on heat and climate
• Made with high-absorb aroma beads and premium fragrance oils

Freshie Care Tip: During extra hot months, move your freshie to your steering wheel, shifter, or a back-seat hanger when parked to help avoid possible melting.

Ships in 3–7 business days.